Performance Test Lab

I get a crushing chest pain when I read the words "Performance Test Lab". They have no standard meaning.

After reading about Red Hat and H-P's project on Slashdot, I conducted a Google survey of "Performance Test Lab".

Bonafide, guaranteed, unscientific mix of signal and noise. I assure you, this has no standard meaning.

Windows.....250
Macintosh...241
Linux.......189
Unix........169
SAN.........163
Oracle......106
Browser......94
TCP/IP.......75
Solaris......67
Firefox......54
Ethernet.....51
EMC..........49
MySQL........43
Cisco........43
Explorer.....37
Novell.......35
Amiga........32
DB2..........32
Fibrechannel.24
Opera........24
Sybase.......17
PS2..........16
Token Ring...15
Gameboy......14
AS/400.......14
NAS..........13
Symbian......13
Wang.........12
ATM..........12
MVS..........10
IPv6..........9
Citrix........8
FDDI..........7
Teradata......6
VMS...........6
SNA...........3
VM............3
BeOS..........1
Infiniband....1
TPF...........1
Beowulf.......1
Grendl........0 (Chuckle)
X.25/Arcnet...0
SMDS..........0 (Muahhaha)
PDP or Nova...0 (Sigh)